Best Hilbert Math Joke Ever!

Who keeps leaving his martingale collar in Hilbert’s space?

Norbert the wiener dog!

(note for those who know stochastic processes, but not dog training: a martingale collar is a dog collar that is a cross between a regular canvas or leather collar and a choke chain collar) 

And for more laughs read our novel  How (Not) to Kiss Your Dog!

Free, Free! Hilbert Joke Book Dozens of Funny Hilbert Jokes

Hilbert's Funny Day is free for the Amazon Kindle on December 14, 2013. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00H6UF1QA

 It contains 23 really funny Hilbert jokes (in honor of his namesake's 23 problems) and one dud.  The dud?  31 OCT = 25 DEC.  I thought it was hilarious, but my proof readers and reviewers overwhelmingly gave it a thumbs down.  Scroll down if you haven't seen it, yet.  Or better still, download the book. 

 

It will work with other versions of Kindle, but since it's illustrated with color photos of Hilbert, the Fire is best.

And while you are out on Amazon, take a look at How (Not) to Kiss Your Dog!

Let me know what you think of the jokes.  Don't like 31 OCT = 25 DEC?  Then recommend a better one!

Hilbert Holiday Joke

A special rat terrier holiday treat!  Another Hilbert Math joke / Hilbert Holiday joke!

Why does Hilbert celebrate Halloween and Christmas at the same time?

 

 

Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec!

 

Trick or Treat Rat Terrier style

And when I say "style" I mean Mini had the most style of everyone this Halloween.  She showed off several different costumes:

Her simple bat collar, her elaborate fairy princess, her scary skeleton and her Batrat wings!

This rat terrier has style!  Happy Halloween, Miss Mini!  Some dogs in funny costumes look silly, but when Miss Mini dresses up, everybody is smilin' at her stylin'.

And enjoy our book.

A Hilbert Halloween Math Joke

More Hilbert jokes!  This time it's a math joke just in time for Halloween:

What did Hilbert get when he divided the circumference of his Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi!

 

Also in time for Halloween, Hilbert's Zombie Day is free on Oct. 31.  

Even more Hilbert jokes!

What did Hilbert say to the geometric patterns?

Here's lookin' at Euclid!

 

 

Hilbert Joke

This Hilbert joke is for all my physics loving, surfer friends.

Why did Hilbert go to the beach?

He wanted to study the wave functions! (and you thought he was there to see gulls, hee, hee, hee)