Ultimate Pi Day!

Ultimate Pi Day is coming!  This once per century celebration is observed in the USA and other countries that still write their dates backwards.  Ha, the joke is on those other countries!  Who doesn't want a holiday that revolves around eating tasty pastries?

While you are pigging out  getting your recommended servings of fruit, have a few laughs with the Rat Dog Pack.  On Pi Day, the first 3,141,592,653 people to visit Amazon.com can get a free download of Hilbert's Mathematical Day (Pacific Daylight Savings Time).

Hilbert's Happy Day on youtube

Matthew Williams has a video reading Hilbert's Happy Day, the Spanish translation.  Not the greatest reading, but it's Hilbert.  Check it out here on youtube.

And download a Hilbert book for free between Thursday, June 5 and Saturday June 7.

And on Friday, grab a copy of How Not to Kiss Your Dog as a free download!

Free, Free! Hilbert Joke Book Dozens of Funny Hilbert Jokes

Hilbert's Funny Day is free for the Amazon Kindle on December 14, 2013. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00H6UF1QA

 It contains 23 really funny Hilbert jokes (in honor of his namesake's 23 problems) and one dud.  The dud?  31 OCT = 25 DEC.  I thought it was hilarious, but my proof readers and reviewers overwhelmingly gave it a thumbs down.  Scroll down if you haven't seen it, yet.  Or better still, download the book. 

 

It will work with other versions of Kindle, but since it's illustrated with color photos of Hilbert, the Fire is best.

And while you are out on Amazon, take a look at How (Not) to Kiss Your Dog!

Let me know what you think of the jokes.  Don't like 31 OCT = 25 DEC?  Then recommend a better one!

Hilbert Joke

Here is another Hilbert joke.  Buy my novel AND I will publish more!  Buy my novel OR I will publish more*!

Check Amazon each Wednesday for a FREE Hilbert book for the Kindle.

Happy 4th of July!

We're celebrating the holiday by giving away Kindle versions of How (Not) to Kiss Your Dog this weekend.  Act fast, this is a limited time offer.

Mini and I will be bringing the party to our friends today.  Here she is in her patriotic t-shirt.

Have a safe and happy holiday.  Since Mini can still be very skittish, I don't take her out to the fireworks, but she will still have a great time today.

As always, keep checking on Wednesdays for your free Hilbert book.

Happy Anniversary Mini! Free Book to Celebrate!

Mini has been with us for a year now.  The carpets are a loss, but otherwise it's been a great year!

To Celebrate, I'm giving away How (Not) to Kiss Your Dog.  This is the hilarious story of a family that adopts a wild tongued terrier.  FREE on FRIDAY MAY 3 ONLY.

So now, LET'S PARTY!!!!!

New Hilbert Book

In memory of Hilbert, I have a new book out, Hilbert's Zombie Day.

It is free March 15-17!  In this heart warming, brain eating story, our little rat terrier finds that his friends are changing.  He is scared at first, but then he learns that while our friends will change over time, true friendship lasts forever.

Q: What’s worse than a coprophagic dog?

Q: What’s worse than a coprophagic dog?

A: A coprophagic dog that burps in your face! 

Thank you, Miss Mini.

Q: What’s worse than a coprophagic dog that burps in your face?

A: A coprophagic dog that burps in your face and then uses her tongue to give you a big wet kiss on the mouth!

Thank you, Miss Mini.

 

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Don’t forget – January 23 is Hilbert’s Happy Wednesday!  Hilbert’s new book, Hilbert’sStory Tail Day is free for Kindle!

In this book Hilbert, the rat terrier, decides to try different tails, because he doesn’t like his little short stubby one.

New Rat Terrier Kindle book

There is a new Hilbert book available on Kindle!  It's Hilbert's Story Tail Day.

It will be free next Wednesday, January 23.  Remember, every Wednesday is Hilbert's Happy Wednesday on Kindle!

Hilbert Space

In the previous post I told the story of Hilbert and the beer infused slugs. Legend has it that David Hilbert, the greatest mathematician of his time, once said (in German, of course), “Points, lines and planes should be able to be replaced with tables, chairs and beer mugs.” Make that beer mugs full of kibble, please.

Here is a picture of Hilbert space, or is it Hilbert in space?  Or is it just a picture of an astronaut I took from NASA and pasted Hilbert's face on?

For better Hilbert pictures, don't forget that Hilbert’s Happy Day is free on Wednesdays!

Free Kindle book November 30

This Friday (11/30/2012) How (Not) to Kiss Your Dog will be free on Kindle! Yes, you read right - IT'S FREE!

/http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0083YGS4C

Free Kindle book October 17

It's another Hilbert Happy Wednesday.  This Wednesday the free Kindle book is Hilbert's Happy Day.  October 17.  Check Amazon every Wednesday for Hilbert's Happy Wednesday.  And stay tuned for the next installment, Hilbert's Story Tail Day coming in November!

Free Kindle Book

Somehow I messed up with this Hilbert Wednesday.  But How (Not) to Kiss Your Dog will be free tomorrow and Friday.  Please, download it, read it and let us know what you think!

And be on the look out next Wednesday for both Hilbert's Playful Day and Hilbert's Happy Day Bilingual free on Amazon!

Free Kindle Book Wednesday

It's another Hilbert Happy Wednesday!  This time you can download Hilbert's Playful Day.  For FREE.  September 19.

Free Kindle book today only!

I put together some photos of Hilbert with a simple rhyming story and published it on Kindle.  I don't know how to make it free all of the time, but Amazon allows me to pick up to five free promotion days every three months.  I'll try to make a version free most Wednesdays.  So, if you miss today, look for another Happy Hilbert Wednesday!  Hilbert's Happy Day (Bilingual English Espanol)!

Hey book lovers!  Today only you can get the FREE KINDLE BOOK version of How (Not) to Kiss Your Dog. 
http://www.amazon.com/How-Not-Kiss-Your-ebook/dp/B0083YGS4C/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1345224096&sr=8-1&keywords=how+not+to+kiss+your+dog

Download it now and let the Rat Dog Pack know what you think!