Friday, February 7, 2014

Ratters at Westminster, Free Kindle Book - can this week get any better?

Westminster is allowing rat terriers to compete for Best in Show for the first time.  Let's all celebrate by downloading, reading and reviewing How (Not) to Kiss Your Dog!  It's free February 7th (maybe longer if enough people download it).  And here is this year's winner of Best in Snow!

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0083YGS4C


Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Cute dog pictures of Miss Mini in her Christmas outfits

 Mini in her reindeer coat
 Doggie dress
 Doggie dress
Christmas elf (or is she a leprechaun?)

Monday, December 16, 2013

Best Hilbert Math Joke Ever!



Who keeps leaving his martingale collar in Hilbert’s space?



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Norbert the wiener dog!

(note for those who know stochastic processes, but not dog training: a martingale collar is a dog collar that is a cross between a regular canvas or leather collar and a choke chain collar) 

And for more laughs read our novel  How (Not) to Kiss Your Dog!

Friday, December 13, 2013

Free, Free! Hilbert Joke Book Dozens of Funny Hilbert Jokes

Hilbert's Funny Day is free for the Amazon Kindle on December 14, 2013. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00H6UF1QA

 It contains 23 really funny Hilbert jokes (in honor of his namesake's 23 problems) and one dud.  The dud?  31 OCT = 25 DEC.  I thought it was hilarious, but my proof readers and reviewers overwhelmingly gave it a thumbs down.  Scroll down if you haven't seen it, yet.  Or better still, download the book. 

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00H6UF1QA
 


It will work with other versions of Kindle, but since it's illustrated with color photos of Hilbert, the Fire is best.

And while you are out on Amazon, take a look at How (Not) to Kiss Your Dog!

Let me know what you think of the jokes.  Don't like 31 OCT = 25 DEC?  Then recommend a better one!

Monday, November 11, 2013

Hilbert Holiday Joke

A special rat terrier holiday treat!  Another Hilbert Math joke / Hilbert Holiday joke!

Why does Hilbert celebrate Halloween and Christmas at the same time?

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0083YGS4C
 
 
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec!
 

Saturday, November 2, 2013

Trick or Treat Rat Terrier style

And when I say "style" I mean Mini had the most style of everyone this Halloween.  She showed off several different costumes:

Her simple bat collar, her elaborate fairy princess, her scary skeleton and her Batrat wings!

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This rat terrier has style!  Happy Halloween, Miss Mini!  Some dogs in funny costumes look silly, but when Miss Mini dresses up, everybody is smilin' at her stylin'.

And enjoy our book.