Hilbert Holiday Joke

A special rat terrier holiday treat!  Another Hilbert Math joke / Hilbert Holiday joke!

Why does Hilbert celebrate Halloween and Christmas at the same time?

 

 

Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec!

 

Trick or Treat Rat Terrier style

And when I say "style" I mean Mini had the most style of everyone this Halloween.  She showed off several different costumes:

Her simple bat collar, her elaborate fairy princess, her scary skeleton and her Batrat wings!

This rat terrier has style!  Happy Halloween, Miss Mini!  Some dogs in funny costumes look silly, but when Miss Mini dresses up, everybody is smilin' at her stylin'.

And enjoy our book.

A Hilbert Halloween Math Joke

More Hilbert jokes!  This time it's a math joke just in time for Halloween:

What did Hilbert get when he divided the circumference of his Jack-o-lantern by its diameter?

Pumpkin Pi!

 

Also in time for Halloween, Hilbert's Zombie Day is free on Oct. 31.  

Even more Hilbert jokes!

What did Hilbert say to the geometric patterns?

Here's lookin' at Euclid!

 

 

Hilbert Joke

This Hilbert joke is for all my physics loving, surfer friends.

Why did Hilbert go to the beach?

He wanted to study the wave functions! (and you thought he was there to see gulls, hee, hee, hee)

Hilbert Joke

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How (Not) to Play Frisbee Golf

I loaded the rat dogs into the convertible Saturday and went over to the dog park.  There weren't any other dogs around, so we crossed the driveway to the Frisbee golf course.  Unfortunately, Miss Mini forgot to let go of hers!  Rat terriers aren't very good at this game.

Once we finished the first few "holes" some other dogs had shown up, so there we got in some good butt sniffing, too!