Best Hilbert Math Joke Ever!

Who keeps leaving his martingale collar in Hilbert’s space?

Norbert the wiener dog!

(note for those who know stochastic processes, but not dog training: a martingale collar is a dog collar that is a cross between a regular canvas or leather collar and a choke chain collar) 

And for more laughs read our novel  How (Not) to Kiss Your Dog!

Free, Free! Hilbert Joke Book Dozens of Funny Hilbert Jokes

Hilbert's Funny Day is free for the Amazon Kindle on December 14, 2013. http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00H6UF1QA

 It contains 23 really funny Hilbert jokes (in honor of his namesake's 23 problems) and one dud.  The dud?  31 OCT = 25 DEC.  I thought it was hilarious, but my proof readers and reviewers overwhelmingly gave it a thumbs down.  Scroll down if you haven't seen it, yet.  Or better still, download the book. 

 

It will work with other versions of Kindle, but since it's illustrated with color photos of Hilbert, the Fire is best.

And while you are out on Amazon, take a look at How (Not) to Kiss Your Dog!

Let me know what you think of the jokes.  Don't like 31 OCT = 25 DEC?  Then recommend a better one!