Thursday, June 28, 2012

Introducing Shoebert

When Hilbert was young, I would take him to doggy daycare.  When he was about a year and a half, I was planning to have him castrated while I went to England for the Christmas/New year’s holiday.  A few weeks before, the postman whose route included the daycare left me a message.  He wanted to breed his rat terrier bitch with Hilbert.  I spent the evening of my 40th birthday watching my dog have sex.  If you haven’t watched dogs having sex, it is actually quite enlightening.  I won’t go into details in case children are reading, but there is a certain part of the dog anatomy that can stretch even further than his tongue, much further, shockingly further.
The result of this union was three puppies.  The last I heard, Oreo ended up with a woman in McLean Illinois.  The other two were Albert and Shoebert.  Shoebert came home with us once he was weaned.  Albert stayed with his mom ... for the time being.
Shoebert and his shoe
The litter - Oreo, Albert, Shoebert.  Oreo apparently just let out a very loud fart!

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