Sunday, October 7, 2018

Sweetpea comes to visit





Sweetpea came to live with us on a one week trial basis.  She is very sweet, but was a handful. She started fights with Sherbert.  She pooed on the carpet.  She jumped in the goldfish pond and shredded the plants.  Then she dug a hole in the flowerbed and rolled her wet body in the dirt.  And she would go walk about by sneaking under the fence. 

At first I didn’t realize she was getting out.  She would return and be waiting for me when I got home. But then, I was sitting in staff meeting when my boss suddenly stopped her discussion, tuned to me and said, “your dog is running loose.”

I rushed home.  Sweetpea had already returned.  I inspected the fence and found a spot where she had dug under.  I locked her inside, went to the Home Depot and bought several heavy, decorative fence panels.

I dug down a few inches and pressed the panels into the ground along the fence.  I used wire to anchor the panels to the chain link.  “Try getting under that!” I said.

Sweet Pea looked up at me. The look in her eyes said, “Dear, dear, sweet, naïve human minion, do you really think your simple attempts to keep me imprisoned will work?”  Or maybe it said, “is it dinner time, yet?” Or maybe she was just looking at me because I was speaking to her.
The next day, I left the doggie door open, certain that the yard was secured. Then, afternoon rolled around and a text came in.  “Sweetpea is out again”  I rushed home.  She had not returned.  I drove around in the convertible, calling “Sweetpea, come ride in the car.”  She never came.  A few neighbors had seen her running, running like a bat out of hell.

I returned home again, put Sherbert on her leash and went walking to look for her.  As soon as we were out the door, we saw Sweetpea at the top of the street.  “Sweetpea!” She turned tail and headed into a neighbor’s back yard.  By the time we ran to where she had been, she was nowhere to be seen.  Sherbert and I wandered the cul-de-sacs with no success.  We finally gave up and returned to find Sweetpea in the bay window.

Determined to find where she was getting under, I took her out in the yard.  I stuck next to her as she walked around.  Then suddenly, she ran to the back fence and JUMPED OVER!  After running into the creek behind the house, swimming against the stream, then swimming back downstream, she finally returned to me.

Did I mention that after the first two days, her foster family indicated that they missed her, and wanted her back if things didn’t work out?  Oh yes, she was already scheduled to return to her furever home days before.  Do you think she knew that? 



Monday, February 12, 2018

Amazon Echo loves dogs!

Ask your Echo if she likes dogs, ask if dogs are good and ask who's a good dog! 

Listen on youtube


Also, if you are out on Amazon, pick up a copy of How Not to Kiss Your Dog!

Monday, December 25, 2017

Merry Christmas

Sherbert is having a jolly Christmas.


Or Click here for Youtube
You can have a jolly Christmas, too.  How Not to Kiss Your Dog is on sale for only $.99!

Saturday, November 18, 2017

Caught!

A raccoon discovered the doggie door and raided the kitchen before Sherbert ran it off. Hero dog!

But, the raccoon was not the only nocturnal raider. The night vision camera caught someone in the act. Marking her territory as a warning to nighttime visitors?  Or just a rotten spoiled brat? Or is she still getting used to having the doggie door closed overnight?  You decide.



Amazon special deal on How (Not) to Kiss Your Dog.  Buy the paperback (makes a great gift or donate to your favorite library) and get the Kindle version FREE!  Are dogs mouths really cleaner than humans?  Is it okay to kiss your dog?  Find out all this and more.

Sunday, November 12, 2017

Take me out to the Ball Game

Dogs in costumes.  What could be better?


The Cubs winning? No, the best thing is a 120 pound hot dog!  Mustard only; No CATsup, please!!!!
How Not to Kiss Your Dog


Monday, May 29, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel?

The squirrels have been out in force this spring, driving Sherbert crazy. She decided to run up the tree to catch them.  Unfortunately, once she got up there she wasn't sure how to get down.

Sherbert:  Help, I'm stuck five feet up in a tree and can't get down!
Me: Hang on, just let me get the camera.



Tuesday, April 25, 2017

A small request

Sherbert has learned that the Tesla Model 3 will never come as a convertible. (who cares if we get crushed in an accident; we want our convertible!!!)


(Or try youtube)


Please, Tesla and Elon Musk, I love my red convertible!

Tuesday, February 7, 2017

Super Bowl

Sherbert was a sad dog this Super Bowl Sunday.  Next year I will listen to her!

Sherbert explains

Sunday, February 5, 2017

Goodbye, Miss Mini

It is with great sadness that I tell you that Miss Mini has died.  She had been fighting liver problems and her arthritis was causing a lot of pain.  Then she stopped eating.  She had developed pancreatitis, a painful inflammation of the pancreas that also causes vomiting.  It is treatable in many cases, but Mini was so sick and weak and fighting pain so the vet and I agreed that her quality of life would be very poor.  It was a very difficult decision to let her go.

On the way home from the vet after Mini was euthanized in my arms, I stopped to fill my tire with air.  Next to the compressor was a penny.  From the year Mini was born. A penny from dog heaven?  Mini telling me I'd done the right thing? Maybe.  I hope so.


Here are a couple of extra pictures of Mini.  Doesn't she look cute?  She was going blind as well. This fall she wandered into a leaf pile and wasn't sure which way she should go.
 She was getting thin in December when we were treating her liver problems.  She needed her christmas jammies to keep warm.

Monday, January 2, 2017

Happy Holidays from the Rat Dog Pack

Santa was good to the terriers this year.


Sherbert says, "I'm a good dog, too!"


Monday, November 7, 2016

Saturday, November 5, 2016

Fair weather Fan

Since Halloween was on Monday, Mini dressed in her Cub's baseball jersey on the weekend (go Cubs!  First time to play in the World Series in over 70 years!), then she attended the nursing home costume party on the big day.

Mini doesn't care about baseball, she just knows that when she wore her jersey, she got lots of hugs and pets.  Did someone say, "peanuts and Cracker Jack?"  Then, count me in for some baseball!  Go Cubs!


The man petting Mini remembers the last time the Cubs were in the World Series.


Mini in her not to scary skeleton dress with the frilly skull and cross bone skirt.

Sunday, October 9, 2016

Driving Miss Mini

Here is an example of an afternoon with Miss Mini.

First, she puts on her nice dress and we go for a ride in the red convertible to go visit friends.



Then get read to


Then play bingo


Sit in laps and get petted by friends


But NO Pokemon or guns!


And then home to nap after such an exhausting afternoon.



Saturday, September 24, 2016

Escape! Where there's a Rat Dog, there's a way.

I thought I was going senile; locking the pet gate but forgetting to put the dog in the kitchen.  Finally caught sneaky Sherbert in the act!




Now that she knows that I know she can get out, she does it in front of me without hesitation.  At Halloween this year, I thought the gate might distract her, but the first trick-or-treater was greeted with a doggie nose in her candy bucket!

Saturday, January 16, 2016

Happy 2016!

It's 2016 and the pack is ready for the new year.

We had a great Christmas.  Mini had a cyst on her neck and had to wear a special collar.  She took advantage and made it into a festive accessory

At the vet on Christmas Eve


Spreading cheer
Visiting Santa to raise money for the Animal Control.
Santa, do you kiss your dog on the mouth?

Thursday, November 19, 2015

Would you eat Dog Farts?

Do you kiss your dog on the mouth?  Then maybe you would like to eat Dog Farts!

My friend David has a wonderful blog post on eating dog farts and rotten fish.  It's not what you may be thinking.



And here's another video of the dog fart ride at Bon Bon Land.

It is absolutely ok to kiss your dog on the mouth.  But eating her farts?  Maybe not!

Saturday, November 7, 2015

Double the Fun! Dogs in dresses and Rainbow Sherbert!

It was a fun weekend.  Saturday was Halloween.  Miss Mini put on her new Halloween/Dia de Muertos dress and went trick or treating.  No tricks, just lots of treats and cuddles. Dogs in clothes are always a bit hit at the nursing homes.


Sherbert turned two on Sunday.  I picked that day as her birthday.  Animal control told me she was 21 months when they got her, so I chose All Saints Day.  Her birthday treat? Rainbow Sherbet, of course!



The sherbet may be fat free, but after her birthday party, Sherbert isn't!

Tuesday, August 11, 2015

Sherbert!

Shoebert has been gone for about six weeks.  Yesterday, I found out about a rat terrier mix needing a home.  Today Sherbert joined the Rat Dog Pack.


Sherbert at the shelter.
Sherbert says "take me home!"

Sherbert Greets me in the shelter