Here is Shoebert in his "I'm so Corny" shirt.
Here is Minibert dressed like an ear of corn.
Mini, your tongue is as long as your ears!
Mini, your tongue is as long as your ears!
And just in time for the Normal Zombie Walk, Hilbert's Zombie Day is on sale at Amazon for the Kindle and Kindle reading apps.
And while you are out on Amazon, please buy How Not to Kiss Your Dog, and learn if dogs' mouths are really cleaner than humans. More books bought equals more kibble for the rat terriers.